Things I learned over break

Lauren was in Kansas over break visiting Matt, and I had the run of the house for the week, and I learned many things about myself.

1. I do not like being idle which worries me when I am retirement age. 
2. The house stays just as messy when Lauren is gone-which means that a lot of it must truly be my 
    fault.
3. The bathroom stays much cleaner when Lauren is gone-which means that this must be her fault.
4. I find myself laughing much louder when I say things out loud to compensate for the silence.
5. With no deadlines, I waste a lot of time!
6. If Netflix had more than 3 seasons of White Collar, I might have wasted even more time thereby 
    causing me to be unable to go to work tomorrow.
7. I am easily put off by twenty somethings who get too close to my face on New Years to explain to
    me (3 times!) why they were "cut off" and have X marks on their hands. Three times.
8. Tomorrow I go back to work, and I'm actually looking forward to it. . .

Happy 2013