According to Lauren
1.) She likes it hot: Even during this heat wave, she makes her hourly smoking appointment on the front step. Fire in her mouth...2.) She seduces: At least once a day she can be found coercing her cat back home with a “kitty kitty kitty.” Understandable for its younger years, but as a 3 yr old cat he’s making a choice not to come home. She’s married and divorced the same man twice and is currently his roommate.
3.) She likes raisin’ a little he$$: In a neighborhood full of children, on an idle Sunday evening at 11pm who’s shooting off fireworks for kicks? She is.
According to Stephanie:
Lauren loves a good mystery, but here’s a hint:
This woman we speak of shares our mailperson....
The devil for me right now are two very large flies that have been racing each other back and forth through my living room. I let them go for awhile because I figured they would knock themselves out, but four hours later, they are still bumping into lightbulbs and zipping dangerously close to my head. Now, stop your judgment, I did try to get them at one point, but they have eyes without lids (figured that one out from a “fly fact sheet” Turns out they also clean their eyes with their legs. Efficient.), and they’re fast, so they always saw me coming!
Lauren loves a good mystery, but here’s a hint:
This woman we speak of shares our mailperson....
The devil for me right now are two very large flies that have been racing each other back and forth through my living room. I let them go for awhile because I figured they would knock themselves out, but four hours later, they are still bumping into lightbulbs and zipping dangerously close to my head. Now, stop your judgment, I did try to get them at one point, but they have eyes without lids (figured that one out from a “fly fact sheet” Turns out they also clean their eyes with their legs. Efficient.), and they’re fast, so they always saw me coming!
Sounds like you need a Velociraptor with a fly gun on patrol.
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