Old bags and bugs

Bugs are fancy. There, I said it. Usually I kill a bug on the wall, and I leave it around for a few days so as to let the others know I mean business. Today, however, I gained a new respect for bugs . . . simply by seeing their names in print.

1. Box Elder bugs- How respectful. Whoever named this bug could have gone with Old Box Bug. I like the attention paid to our greatest generations.

2. Since when are all Asian Beetles, ladies? Well, thank you, kind sir. A tip of the hat!

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3. Moles rhymes with Voles, and that's just funny.