“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”
It happened a month ago, and again today. When my boyfriend calls on Skype the number is never the same number, but answering is a risk I’m willing to take. I click accept, and I heard a guy say “hi, this is your captain speaking.” He paused just long enough for me to get giggly assuming it’s Matt being funny and asserting his military rank to me. My moment of swooning is quickly interrupted by a loud woooooohhhhhhhhhhhh sound. (The “jow” resembles a ship horn. *Steph-please note that I do in fact know the definition and use that 52pt. scrabble word “jow” regularly.) My ship horn assumption is soon confirmed by the promise that I am being given the rare opportunity to win a free cruise for two.
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