Gym Eye Candy

(Disclaimer: This picture is blurred to keep the gentlemen’s identities protected and not because I was pedaling at Lance Armstrong-esque speed on a stationary bike)

These three gym rats spent a good 40 minutes in the position you see above. They were standing and chatting around the reclined stationary bike. One had a gym towel over his shoulder while the others were rocking business casual with their socks and khakis. To be fair “yellow socks” attempted to exercise by hopping on the bike for about 10 minutes. He was pedaling like he was piggybacking the bike rather than working it out, but I give him props for intention. When the lady at the front desk came on the loudspeaker to announce they were doing a mandatory fire alarm check I waited with bated breath as to how “my boys” would react. As I suspected the alarm broke up their huddle, and one can only assume they were off to hit the showers at their respective homes. Dressing up for the gym and a safety first mentality...C’mon!!!! If my appreciation/attraction for the AARP+ aged crowd wasn’t identifiable before it should be now. I refuse to tell you the location or the approximate time they workout for a couple reasons:

1.) I don’t want competition with my above eye candy
2.) I want to respect their freedom to workout without gawkers and groupies